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Technology Stocks : Discuss Year 2000 Issues -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Hawkmoon who wrote (6221)6/29/1999 11:24:00 PM
From: J.L. Turner  Respond to of 9818
 


Today's Stock Market Report


Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.

Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.

Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.

Hiking equipment was trailing.

Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.

Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off.

Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged.

Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up.

Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.

Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated.

And Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.

:-)
J.L.T.