To: Susan G who wrote (2285 ) 6/30/1999 4:54:00 PM From: Puna Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 7442
BIG FOOT, BEHEADED SNAKE & BIRD SCARE FED'S!!! A little techride magic sure straightened those old foggy's out! Thanks Carolyn & Joana for your welcome much appreciated! Now Jed, I'm tall and slender and nomatter who I stand by I still look slender, except maybe some really skinny guys. I'd like to relate if I might a quick story about just this very thing…. Way back when I was nineteen years old I ran into an old friend of the family's daughter, and boy was she beautiful. I'm talking beautiful here, and very intelligent and nice. A perfect grub for a horny 19 year old virgin who was very particular with who he might first take to bed. Well things were going very good as she agreed to come spend the weekend with me in my little A-frame cabin up in the foot hills of the Washington Cascades, a purdy spot that was. We went on a day hike and when we came back she asked if she could have a shower. Later she comes out of the shower naked & drying her hair…..man-o-man-oman! Hoooly! What a site to behold!!! I said to her “Karen, you are really beautiful!” Well I thought boy things are getting pretty warm here, and went off for a shower also. So I figure if she can come out of the shower so casually naked, then so can I… I walk into the room drying my hair sort of nonchalant like. Karen looks me up and down and says “God your skinny Puna”. Well that shook up my ego so much that we never did make love. In the morning I told her honestly that I dreamed we were making love all night. Karen said she dreamed she was at work at her plastic bag factory… In conclusion I would like to add that I spent the whole summer trying to gain some weight. I asked everyone that I new was concerned about their weight what foods they avoided. I bought banana's, ice-cream and beer. Now not being much of a drinker this took some getting used to, but when you wash down the ice-cream with Coor's it's not bad. I gained 3 pounds over the next 5 months. I decided to quit my pursuit of weight and just be happy with who I was. Puna