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To: dch who wrote (45746)7/1/1999 10:39:00 AM
From: E'Lane  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 50264
 
Good Morning, Gang!

So...<stretch and scratching>, what's up with everybody?

E!..acting nonchalant <g>

HEY!!! WHERE THE HECK'S BILL???? Doesn't he know it's his birthday? Sheesh! <g>



To: dch who wrote (45746)7/1/1999 10:41:00 AM
From: tb  Respond to of 50264
 
fun...
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the
window,
>> "I want to open a damn checking account." To which the astonished woman
>> replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What
>> did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn
checking
>> account right now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that
>> kind of language in this bank." The teller leaves the window
>> and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.
>>
>> They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be
>> the problem here?" "There's no friggin problem, dammit!" the man says,
>> "I just won $50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a
>damn
>> checking account in this damn bank!"
>>
>> "I see," says the manager, "and this b*tch is giving you a hard time?"
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while we wait for $10.