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To: fatheroz who wrote (2292)7/2/1999 8:12:00 AM
From: DuGen  Respond to of 2733
 
A helping hand from above.

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" To which the boy replies, "Now we run like Hell!"

DuGen



To: fatheroz who wrote (2292)7/2/1999 4:33:00 PM
From: Achilles  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2733
 
Q. What's the difference between a sorority girl and a shopping cart?



To: fatheroz who wrote (2292)7/5/1999 7:24:00 AM
From: Oblomov  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2733
 
A. 65. One to climb the ladder and screw in the bulb,
64 to sing and clap.


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