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To: Zebedee Wright, Jr. who wrote (1317)7/2/1999 10:52:00 AM
From: John Solder  Respond to of 5023
 
Since we seem to be entering the "5% Slow Summer Friday" phase of the year I thought I'd share a little funny:


SERENITY PRAYER
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today As they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays.

And help me to remember .....
When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to piss me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.