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Gold/Mining/Energy : Sun River Mining (SUNR) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Mr Metals who wrote (1429)7/2/1999 7:16:00 PM
From: Cytotekk  Respond to of 1650
 
Metals, how many bikes do you have in the bedroom???

What do you do with them in there? Just curious.

Colleen



To: Mr Metals who wrote (1429)7/2/1999 7:45:00 PM
From: CIMA  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 1650
 
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET

ELEMENT: Women

SYMBOL: Wo

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg

OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
•Surface usually covered in painted film
•Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason
•Melts if given special treatment
•Bitter if incorrectly used
•Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
•Yields if pressure applied in correct places

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
•Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones
•Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
•May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no apparent reason
•Insoluble in liquids, but actively increases greatly in saturation of
alcohol
•Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES:
•Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
•Can be a great aid to relaxation
•Very effective cleaning agent

TESTS:
•Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state
•Turns green when placed beside a betta specimen

HAZARDS:
•Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
•Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at
different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact
with each other