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To: SMALL FRY who wrote (48403)	7/2/1999 4:15:00 PM
From: pooh	Respond to of 120523

Have a good weekend. pooh

To: SMALL FRY who wrote (48403)	7/2/1999 4:17:00 PM
From: Burjis S.	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 120523

SF Now that the market is closed Happy July 4th to all the Gemmers and you and here is some light reading that will go down well with a few Brewskis! Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A: "Dam!" Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A: Polaroids. Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones. Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for? A: National Dyslexics Association. Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A: A stick. Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho Cheese. Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko. Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table. Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck. Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Right where you left him. Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers. Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie? A: A dog that runs for help ... after it bites your leg off. Q: What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A: They're hiring. Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? A: Sanka. :- ) Best wishes always.... (hic!) Burj