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To: Ditchdigger who wrote (32138)	7/5/1999 11:05:00 AM
From: Bruce A. Thompson	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 44908

DD, Here's a Floorless Story for you with an Intro by DR. Z... Explanation by Zeev Hed: Message 5368910 What's A Million Dollars Between Friends? Message 7022370 Message 7022432 Message 7022489 Message 7022543 Message 7022596 Message 7022764 Message 7022728

To: Ditchdigger who wrote (32138)	7/5/1999 11:16:00 AM
From: REW	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 44908

Subject: How hot is it in Hell? How Hot Is It In Hell? (A True Story from a Yale professor) A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof. Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since most people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Second, we look at the rate of change of the volume In Hell, because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Miss Theresa Banyan during my freshman year that 'It will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you' and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded with her, then #2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic. This student got the only A.