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To: Zbyte who wrote (1125)	7/6/1999 12:44:00 AM
From: Vision21	Respond to of 2380

The Texas Cowboy... An old Texas cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy. After a short while he asked her what she was. "I am a lesbian," said the young woman. "I've spend my whole life thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women." A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real Texas cowboy?" "Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."