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To: Natedog who wrote (7168)	7/7/1999 7:50:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners	Respond to of 12754

Nasty, a sad tale of your inevitable 'brush' with the rigeurs of encountering pay toilets.. again

To: Natedog who wrote (7168)	7/7/1999 8:20:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners	Respond to of 12754

Nasty Gets Romantic On A Sea Trip webpresspro.com Nasty and TLC Get Cosy: webpresspro.com

To: Natedog who wrote (7168)	7/7/1999 8:33:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners	Respond to of 12754

The End of Nasty Nathanc As We Knew Him Dwarf Gets Swallowed (Rooters) An Canadian circus dwarf died recently when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a hippopotamus. Seven thousand people watched as little Nasty Nathanc popped into the mouth of Hilda the Hippo and the animal's gag reflex forced it to swallow. The crowd applauded wildly before other circus people realized what had happened.

To: Natedog who wrote (7168)	7/8/1999 12:26:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12754

NASTY GETS PIGGY WITH IT A Wild Party Nasty has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing there. "Names Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... thought you'd like to come." "Great," says Nasty, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem... after 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." Damn, Nasty thinks. Tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again." Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too." "Now that's not a problem" says Nasty, "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there... by the way, what should I wear?" Enoch stops at the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."

To: Natedog who wrote (7168)	7/8/1999 12:33:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners	Respond to of 12754

Nasty Rides The Range 1. Don't squat with your spurs on. 2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 3. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. 4. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 5. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. 6. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...........The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. 7. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 8. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. 9. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. 10. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco. 11. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. 12. Always drink upstream from the herd. 13. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. 14. When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else. 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. 16. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 17. There are three kinds of men: The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. 18. If six people tell you you're a horse's ass, it's time to saddle up.