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To: Natedog who wrote (7190)	7/8/1999 8:04:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners	Respond to of 12754

Somebody has to cut holes in the rubbers. that really is your job, Nathanc as it is every 7/11 store clerk's utmost responsibility

To: Natedog who wrote (7190)	7/8/1999 10:19:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners	Respond to of 12754

Movie Goddess Falls To Earth - Nasty Nathanc Claims Responsibility LONDON (Rooters) - Film star S. L. made some surprise script changes when she opened a sale at elite London store Harrods. First she was attacked by a cockatoo and then she fell off a stage. L. was grinning like a Hallowe'en jack o'lantern when she arrived for Wednesday's ceremony wearing a cream suit with a split skirt, but that all changed when Peaches the cockatoo took an instant dislike to her as they were introduced in the pet department. Peaches squawked violently, flapped in her face, and proceeded to fly around her head in a synchronised movement that combined physical evacuation with long low throaty rumblings of 'awwwk, pooooot! awwwwwwk, poooooooot!' forcing helpers to remove the bird, newspapers reported Thursday. Store management has confessed that Peaches was trained by Nasty Nathanc, and may even at one time have been his love interest. Then when L. climbed onto a small stage to perform the opening she lost her footing and crashed to the floor. There was a strong odour of TBird wafting from the movie star's breath. Aides rushed to help her but she was unhurt and quickly regained her poise. Later, as she was being helped off the stage, Miss L. leaned over and honked up her grub onto a strange man, sitting sideways in a pink tutu, afterwards identified as Nasty Nathanc's accomplice, DSGumby.