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To: Dolfan who wrote (46198)7/9/1999 11:40:00 AM
From: William Brotherson  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 50264
 
Mark,

Here are some golf jokes!!

~~~ He tried to warn ya... ~~~

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap
on his shoulder & a man handed him a card that read "I am a deaf
mute. May I play through, please?"

The 1st man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that "no,
he may NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such
a right." The first man whacked the ball onto the green & left to
finish the hole.

Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in
the head with a golf ball, laying him out cold. When he came to a
few minutes later, he looked around & saw the deaf mute sternly
looking at him, on hand on his hip, the other holding up 4 fingers.

wb