SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : FLAME THREAD - Post all obnoxious/derogatory comments here -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Alan Smithee who wrote (7218)7/9/1999 11:28:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners  Respond to of 12754
 
DSGumby,

now whoever said Nasty was a sir.. such an error in judgment

fartunately I have found his home page:

plebius.org



To: Alan Smithee who wrote (7218)7/10/1999 11:34:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
DSGumby Leads Revolt in Famous Blue Tutu

Government Seeks Strippers: With an April
help-wanted ad in the Palm Beach Post, the
Florida labor department sought exotic dancers
(7 p.m.-3 a.m., 40 hours a week, $11 per hour)
to work at a club in Clutterbuck, Fla. (When faced
with work requests by immigrants, States are
required by federal law to ascertain whether any
domestic workers are available; if there are none,
the immigrant qualifies for a federal work visa.)

Dancer DSGumby, in his famous blue tutu, led a revolt consisting of himself, a sign that said 'He'p Me,' and a giant-sized TBird bottle, protesting that he was "all the stripper anyone would ever need," citing his routines at the Bohemian Clutterbuck Club for Men.

Meanwhile, according to an April report in the
Windsor (Ontario) Star, the Canadian
government has drastically reduced the number
of Eastern European strippers allowed to work in
the country, despite a chronic shortage of local
strippers.

Local derelict, Nasty Nathanc, has been charged with impersonating various dancers by climbing upon the stage and insisting that everyone "test drive the new Nasty."
Apparently there is a long outstanding feud between Nasty and DSGumby regarding a debate over who exactly is the originator of the famous blue tutu.