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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (7222)	7/11/1999 12:31:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners	Respond to of 12754

The Chicago Tribune, reporting in July on the trial of marriage matchmaker, Nasty Nathanc, in Strongberry Province, related the testimony of a blue flame tutu dancer who agreed to offer his unwilling wife to the matchmaker for a scam in which they would sell the woman to a farmer(Jethro), collect the fee, then immediately retrieve her. The tutu dancer was first cheated out of the promised reward and now faces life in prison for selling his wife. Furthermore, the wife preferred the farmer(Jethro), anyway, and will not be returning to the barber. Both Nasty Nathanc, and DSGumby, have requested a shared cell, although this has been denied by prison officials who fear each one is planning an individual reprisal.