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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (7224)7/11/1999 12:43:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners  Respond to of 12754
 
Foxpress,

hmm.. some names...hope you get not headache thinking of them

hehe..sound like sour grapes, but I has other grapes for you...

1992 -- THE WEIRDO-AMERICAN COMMUNITY
A 40-year-old woman, unidentified in news
stories, was arrested in San Antonio in April after she caused a
commotion at a Bank One office. According to a bank
spokesperson, when the woman was informed that her loan
application was not approved, the woman stripped off her clothes
and quacked like a duck. When police arrived, the woman
answered questions by quacking and then caused $1,000
damage to a squad car by kicking it, while making 'vroom, vroom' sounds.

A certain Ms Foxpress has been 'billed' for damages and faces charges of public nuisance, and driving without a car.



To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (7224)7/11/1999 1:08:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
The Secret Life of DSGumby, Blue Flame Tutu Dancer

John John, a
troubleshooter for the Travis County, Texas, sewage treatment
plant, who might be the nation's only professional sewage
diver, has been revealed to really be DSGumby.

JohnJohn, aka Gumby, dons a diving suit, mask, breathing tube, and
air-powered tools to perform repairs on the 60,000-gallon,
16-by-40-foot containment vat. Said Gumby, "It's just a job to
me that requires a lot of skill that not everybody has."


A typical repair job requires Gumby to be submerged for four hours or
more, in zero visibility. Gumby likens this to trading.

Gumby describes the job as "very quiet
and peaceful" and says that, at the end of a shift, the thing
usually on his mind is food: "I'm usually starved when I get
through. And Nasty has a powerful lot of vittles waiting on the crate."