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To: The Other Analyst who wrote (3)7/11/1999 1:01:00 PM
From: chalu2  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 214
 
Here's yet another one from Quicken!!!!!:

Warren Buffer:

A barrier built around a rabbit warren in order to keep the occupants in, and other animals out.



To: The Other Analyst who wrote (3)7/11/1999 1:04:00 PM
From: chalu2  Respond to of 214
 
And then there's this definition from Raging Platypus:

MARGARINE CALL:

A request to a supplier made by a restaurant manager who is short on butter substitute.



To: The Other Analyst who wrote (3)7/11/1999 1:08:00 PM
From: chalu2  Respond to of 214
 
And this gem from The Peculiar Investor:

SHORT SQUEEZE:

The practice of some investors who consider it lucky to hug former TV imp Gary Coleman prior to investing.



To: The Other Analyst who wrote (3)7/11/1999 1:25:00 PM
From: chalu2  Respond to of 214
 
I hesitate to mention it, but this definition is from the Risque Equities Review:

SUCKER'S RALLY:

A spontaneous public demonstration in support of Monica Lewinsky.



To: The Other Analyst who wrote (3)7/11/1999 2:15:00 PM
From: chalu2  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 214
 
A passage from the Pangloss Fund's On Line Glossary:

BEAR MARKET:

The market bear is an extinct animal, in the same class as dodo birds and sabre toothed tigers. Sightings are often conjured up by short sellers hoping to panic long term holders. Although some fossil evidence has been cited suggesting the existence of the market bear into relatively recent times, the last specimen is known to have been shot, stuffed, and placed in a private museum in 1982.



To: The Other Analyst who wrote (3)7/14/1999 3:07:00 PM
From: The Philosopher  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 214
 
And keep in mind that assuming a company has an infinite life, the sum of the stream of future earnings, even if discounted, is theoretically infinite. Divide that by the stock price, and the value of every stock is infinite. Wow. We're all rich! (As long as we can wait until infinity to collect!)