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To: J. P. who wrote (51344)	7/13/1999 2:43:00 PM
From: TheStockFairy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 86076

Once again you are off. There is a proposal on the table from Bill Clinton, NATO and the Red Cross allowing for the emergency provisioning of a wooden sword, three chickens and random testing for the croup and gaut. There will be an appointed Minister of Witchcraft who will defend our country from rival clan's witchcraft, thus reducing the chance of us being turned into a fetal pigs or feral cats. In other words, personal defense will be covered. The gold pouches will double as carrying pouches for the standard issued onions and parsnips from the world food storage banks. I heard a rumor there is a merchant outside of Sandusky Ohio that is pounding gold into "coins." On these coins there will be a number assigning the value of the gold by weight. He has already developed a device called a "vending machine" which dispenses food, cigarettes or condoms. He is also thinking of establishing a toll booth accepting these coins on the New Jersey Turnpike.