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To: Barney who wrote (1197)	7/15/1999 12:18:00 AM
From: Vision21	Respond to of 2380

>"Transplant" > > There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to > get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks > down and and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough > examination and finally makes the diagnosis. > > "Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The > bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, > and there is no cure." > > The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure. > > "So what's the good news?" he asks. > > The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, > but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the > muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you > like to try it?" > > The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of > going through life without being able to have sex is just too > much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it." > > So the doctor performs the operation. > > A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice > restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the > table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets > progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful. > > Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve > some of the pressure. > > Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the > tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants > again. > > "Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you > do that again?" > > Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably...But I don't > know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!"