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To: Barney who wrote (1199)	7/14/1999 9:59:00 PM
From: Susie924	Respond to of 2380

Some of these are repeats of yours Barney, but I didn't feel like editing it! Reflecting and Wondering II ... ~ If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. ~ Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. ~ I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. ~ When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. ~ I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. ~ Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. ~ If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? ~ What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ~ Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. ~ I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. ~ Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. ~ How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? ~ Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. ~ Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. ~ Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! ~ For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. ~ OK, so what's the speed of dark? ~ Get headlines: Use corduroy pillows! ~ All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.