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To: Bald Eagle who wrote (1212)	7/15/1999 12:04:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

One day, a man comes home from work and finds his blonde wife leaning over the kitchen sink and crying. He said, "Honey, what's wrong?" She said between sniffles, "I... I dropped the ice cubes on the floor, and then I rinsed them off in hot water, and now I can't find them."

To: Bald Eagle who wrote (1212)	7/15/1999 12:08:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM NAME: __________________GANG: __________________ 1. Johnny has an AK47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each driveby shooting,how many driveby shootings can he attend before he has to reload? 2. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit? 3. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need? 4. Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $800? 5. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the witch that spent his money? 6. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up? 7. If the average spray can covers 22 feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?