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To: Moosie who wrote (46491)	7/15/1999 2:02:00 PM
From: woody	Respond to of 50264

Elane...nothing personal, but these are funny What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp. ====================== What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. ====================== Whats's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...

To: Moosie who wrote (46491)	7/15/1999 2:07:00 PM
From: Midnightsun	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

Morning chit chatters, Moosie, here's a hockey joke for you. There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. A man > came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that > they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did > not need a whole head, but only a half head. The boy said he would go > ask his manager about the matter. The boy walked into the back room > and > said, "There's some asshole out there who wants to buy only a half a > head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this he turned around to > find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this > gentleman > wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the deal and the man > went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You > almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was > impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your > feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?" > > The boy replied, "Minnesota sir." "Oh really? Why did you leave > Minnesota?" asked the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just > whores > and hockey players up there." Really replied the manager, "My wife is > from Minnesota!!" The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play > for?"