EXECUTIVE ORDER JUST SIGNED: "TO ADDRESS THREATS TO THE NATION'S CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE"
Remember the name 'rolling thunder' from the Viet Nam war?
Gradual, step-by-step, incremental increases in operations that were supposed to win the war?
Can't win wars that way!
But, you can control populations with that tactic....as few are conscious enough to be aware of a gradual erosion of civil rights..witness how much they have so substantially eroded since l933, e.g.
Watch for new EOs and PDDs, gradually increasing in severity, organization, coordination, and usurping of individual freedoms, in the name of 'protection' of the national grid, transport, food, telecom, etc., over the next few months....
And, yet, federalization of all national resources and (hopefully only) American troops on the streets and guarding the grid, etc., may be all that will protect the public from the public when all comes tumbling down....Welcome them as saviors, as that is very likely what they will become (at least while their own systems are still intact). If there are foreign troops (as is widely rumored), learning one or two carefully chosen foreign languages might prove very beneficial.
Little Billie, Aunt Susie, and the girlfriend/wife, (and you) hopefully will enjoy indoor games that require no electricity in 5- 6 months. Equally hopefully, when you get bored with cards or monopoly and need something else to do for variety, you will have something available to drink or eat.
The most popular game next year will be "Scavenger 2000"
You will not need electricity to play it. You will only need steel nerves, a flashlite, and a gun with ammo. and a large bag for the booty.And, willingness to absorb a bullet or 10. You can play it solitary or in a group. There are no rules. The fun part is that if you are successful, you will live to play it again another day! You will begin to find it more interesting (and far more rewarding) than cards. That is, if you live to play it another day.
One biggie problem with this game is that there will be a lot of uniformed guys trolling around, with bigger guns than yours, and who look a lot meaner than you ever did, even when that blonde once told you to put your pants back on, who will raise their rifles at seeing your booty sack, as tho seeing target practice! These are the guys who will protect guys like me who don't want to play from those who, not having prepared while there was still time, will want to play- we now call those who will be the most enthusiastic players...'pollys and denialists'!
The most popular items will be neighbors' food, can openers, water bottles, plastic bags to use in place of backed up/non-running toilets, and asswipe. Of course, they will not appreciate the game and will not be happy campers at all when they find out they were unwillingly chosen to become the opponents!
This game will become so popular, you are liable to run across ex-schoolmates, ex-office chums, ex-girlfriends and wives, your prior hair stylist, neighborhood market managers and sales clerks, Uncle Remus, and your ex-tax preparer (who will remind you quite forcefully about the last bill you never paid), all playing too!
BTW, not everyone will enjoy this game....espically the losers!
If you survive 2000, the updated game will be "Scavanger 2001"- same rules as its predessor, just a lot fewer players and much less to scavenge for!
p.s. any kids watching should not play this game without parental supervision- however, if your mommy and daddy do not properly prepare, you may not have any to supervise you.
p.s.s. THE LESSON HERE IS PROPERLY PREPARE SO YOU CAN SPEND YOUR TIME PLAYING CARDS, HAVING SEX, READING,TRYING TO DETERMINE IF THAT WATER DRIPPING FROM YOUR FACET IS CONTAMINATED OR NOT, ETC., AND LEAVE 'SCAVANGER 2000' (AND 2001, 2002, ...) TO THE PROS, WHO HOPEFULLY WILL RUN OUT OF AMBITION OR, BETTER YET, PLAYERS, MILES AWAY, AFTER FINDING TOO MANY UNEXPECTEDLY DISINGENUOUS GUN OWNERS GUARDING THEIR HOMES WHO DIDN'T WANNA PLAY!
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