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To: E'Lane who wrote (46507)	7/16/1999 9:32:00 AM
From: William Brotherson	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 50264

Well "Congratulations, YOUNG WOMAN!!" Just for that, nothing really heavy today!! Todays story is just for a few chuckles, can we count to ten??????? These guys sure don't seem to be able to. Complete Idiots More Evidence That This World Is Full Of Complete Idiots -------------------------------------------------------- 1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills. 2. A man in Johannesburg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head. 3. A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film. 4. The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits. 5. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain. 6. Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder. 7. A convict broke out of jail in Washington DC, then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour. 8. Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed. 9. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested. 10. A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop. Have a great day everyone!! wb (off today for a weekend of boating and camping in the mountains)

To: E'Lane who wrote (46507)	7/16/1999 11:46:00 AM
From: Texan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

{{{{{{{E'Lane}}}}}}}} *****CONGRATULATIONS********** Sonya

To: E'Lane who wrote (46507)	7/16/1999 12:07:00 PM
From: Jack Colton	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

Congrats on the Written exam! Did you have ANY question that you might NOT pass the exam? Blurb, blurb, blurb... Wrave wrun wrin wrhe wrater.... gurgle, bubble, fizzle, POP!

To: E'Lane who wrote (46507)	7/16/1999 12:24:00 PM
From: Midnightsun	Respond to of 50264

E', I don't know what you passed but nice going, I knew you could do it. Whatever it was..............You read about the cannibal that passed his brother in the jungle?

To: E'Lane who wrote (46507)	7/16/1999 1:01:00 PM
From: CWolf	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

.I PASSED I PASSED I PASSED I PASSED I PASSED!!!! Scuse me, but I PASSED!!! Just thought I'd share that with those who knew I was stressing my final exam last night! Look out Panama City! Does this mean you're now a fully finned mermaid, or still just a mermette? <g>