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To: Solon who wrote (7282)	7/16/1999 7:12:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners	Respond to of 12754

Solon Is Finally Useful When Solon, 50, dies of bowel cancer, his family plans on turning him into a kitchen aid. In accordance with his wishes, they will keep his ashes in a specially crafted glass egg timer. "I can't boil a soft egg to save my life," future widow Missy Solon #12 said. "He knows that and said I should turn some of his ashes into an egg-timer. Then he could help me and it would be a nice way of remembering him. Now if I could only get it to poot......"'