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To: carl a. mehr who wrote (85972)	7/19/1999 6:33:00 PM
From: Tony Viola	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 186894

Carl, hope for AMD investors: messages.yahoo.com AP Segundo, CA A free clinic for terminally addicted AMD investors was opened today in a large board covered ditch outside of Segundo, CA. Spokesman Dr. Ali "SnakeEyes" Raza, brother of the former CEO, told press agents "We opened the clinic in a ditch so that long term AMD stockholders would begin to gain a sense that living in outhouses and leaking double-wides was not the worst thing in the world. We wanted to show that things could indeed be worse than investing one's life savings in AMD. These patients need to gain a sense of self-worth". Funding has been provided by INTC stockholders many of whom have donated their .12 per share dividends to the cause. "I want AMD shareholders to know that just because a person makes the same mistake over and over and over for more than a decade that they still have worth and a place to go...ahhhh, even if they aren't exceptionally clever" said DB Cashflow, a long term INTC investor. "These guys deserve a ditch they can come to when the trailer catches on fire....besides, INTC holders don't need the money even though a single quarterly INTC dividend check represents the return for most AMD stockholders over an entire decade". AMD shareholders, some catatonic over yesterday's press releases, were given Quaaludes and beer and shown photos of Bambi after watching his mother burn in the forest. "It's cruel therapy", said Dr. Raza, "but they have to learn". Donations can be made to the AMD "Your Life Hasn't Been A Complete Waste of Time..You're Alive In A Ditch Taking Free Quaaludes and Drinking Beer" Therapy Group of Segundo, CA.