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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (3242)	7/21/1999 10:55:00 AM
From: Tech Master	Respond to of 3795

Jeff: You failed to mention that Plasma Plus is also a fully automated Y2K solution for any language or platform. ;)

To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (3242)	7/21/1999 11:33:00 AM
From: RocketMan	Respond to of 3795

Let me see if I have this straight: PLASMA Plus CASE STUDIES Experiment: One October 23, 1996 Testing was begun at 2:30p.m. on our pet, Ben. Ben was, at that time, a 4-month-old experimental rat. . For the purposes of this study, we will hereafter refer to Ben as the ‘patient.'… <snip> Observation was continued over the next 27 days with maintenance of the intravenous infusion at the same dosages. After the 27 days of treatment with PLASMA Plus, the patient's blood samples contained no sign of the virus. <snip> This experiment and these results were reproduced in four other patients. PLASMA Plus was then introduced to the Madrid Court System. _____________________________________________ So it looks as if we have poor Ben and three more rat studies starting in October 96, after which this treatment was taken not to a medical board, but to the courts. The first rat tests extended at least through late November 96. Experiment: Three Case Number: 1235593 Treatment started February 3, 1997 @ 10:00a.m. at the University Hospital of Madrid… This subject, a 48-year-old male, was an auto immunodeficiency syndrome (AIDS) patient. So the first AIDS human trials started at most two months following the rat tests. Talk about accelerated product development. But wait! Not only can we go from Ben to humans in two months, but we can go from AIDS to diabetes in another three months: Experiment Number: Four Case Number 1235526 The subject, a 44-year-old male with diabetes, was admitted to the study May 13, 1997. As you know, Diabetes Mellitus is the insufficient production of insulin by the pancreas... At least Ben didn't have to sacrifice his all for the sake of a diabetes cure. We could go straight to humans for that one. What a great product, not to mention the speed with which it has been developed and tested. All I can say is "OK, Deal!" I wonder if these guys would be willing to sell my used car for me? It's a real cream puff.