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To: The Philosopher who wrote (3249)7/21/1999 7:45:00 PM
From: Tommy Hicks  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 3795
 
Well, get ready to rock Chris dude, because I've heard it from a very reliable source (Bidness Wire) that HIV is history m'man. Free sex is just around the corner (don't listen to that Blue whatever basher). I haven't found my draft card yet, but I did find my DD214 and that puppy's goin' up in smoke too along with the mortgage! I haven't told my neighbors yet 'cause they're a bunch of old farts.

I'm thinking of opening a bath house here. Sure, it's a conservative small town in Alabama, but these people haven't heard the GREAT news yet. AIDS is history! I'll need to check the zoning ordinances. They don't allow bars within a mile or two of a church here, but I'm sure the city council is going to be excited as I am about the great NEWS! A bath house that serves liqueur........I may need to issue a PR......maybe go public..........this is BIG.......really BIG!!!

Of course, the wife has to approve all of this.......(insert disclaimer)

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