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To: HairBall who wrote (20717)	7/21/1999 9:00:00 PM
From: Casaubon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 99985

OT >Some day, a long time from now, President Clinton finishes his time on >earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven. "And who might you >be?" inquires St. Peter. >"It's me, Bill Clinton, formerly President of the United States and >leader of the free world." >"Oh, Mr. President, what may I do for you?" asks St. Peter. >"I'd like to come in," replies Clinton. >"Sure, but first you have to confess your sins. What bad things have >you done in your life?" >Clinton bites his lower lip and answers. "Well, I tried Marijuana, but >you can't call it 'doing drugs' because I didn't inhale. There were >many inappropriate extramarital relationships, but you can't call it >'adultery' because I didn't achieve full 'sexual relations,' And I >made some statements that were misleading but legally accurate - you >can't call it 'bearing false witness' because as far as I know, it >didn't meet the legal standard of perjury. >With that, St. Peter consults the book of life briefly and declares, >"OK, here's the deal. We'll send you somewhere hot, but we won't call >it 'Hell.' You'll be there indefinitely, but we won't call it >'eternity,' and when you enter you don't have to 'abandon all hope,' >just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over.