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To: Susie924 who wrote (1266)	7/22/1999 2:10:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

Just An Email Note. A Illinois man who left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband. PS. Sure is hot down here.

To: Susie924 who wrote (1266)	7/22/1999 2:24:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

To the gals on this thread - *This one's for you!!!!* Subject: FW: LADIES NIGHT OUT Wednesday, July 07, 1999 8:35 AM So the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club" (a la Chippendale, apparently). One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt. Not to be outdone, my other friend pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $50 bill, and puts it on his other butt cheek. Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute, then the banker in me took over. I Got my ATM card, swiped it down his crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and went home.