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To: Sidney Reilly who wrote (46383)7/22/1999 12:07:00 PM
From: The Philosopher  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
HAHAHAHAHA!

HOHOHOHOHO!

ROFLMAO!!!!

That post really belonged on the Joke thread rather than this thread, but I do appreciate the humorous break from serious issues like global warming, the liberal usurpation of the media, and whether Shakespeare was guilty of misusing the English language.



To: Sidney Reilly who wrote (46383)7/22/1999 4:07:00 PM
From: Dayuhan  Read Replies (5) | Respond to of 108807
 
Q. Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?
A. He said he'd wash up on shore!

Q. What's the Kennedy's flying motto?
A. Your luggage will arrive before you do!

Q. What do Kennedies miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
A. The runway.

Q. What will it take to bring JFK's first family back together?
A. One more bullet.

Q. What was JFK Jr's final thrill?
A. Going down on Gay Head.

Q. Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard?
A. He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.

Q. What will they name the movie about JFK, Jr.?
A. Three Funerals and a Wedding.

"Picking up the Pace" Department:
Used to be that Kennedies drowned their women one at a time!

And an old one:

What did Mary Jo say to Ted when they got in the car in Chappaquidick?

"Ted, I'm pregnant, what are we going to do?"

His answer:

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it."