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To: The Philosopher who wrote (2318)	7/23/1999 1:11:00 AM
From: Karin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Mr. Fixit There's this guy and a woman, married, and fighting over doing fixups around the house. she says honey, why don't u fix the door on the fridge, it's been loose for a long time now. he says who do i look like mr Westinghouse? so she says, okay well then will u fix the burnt out light? Do I have GE written on my shirt? he replied.....okay well will u fix the steps out front? What do I look light a carpenter? So off he goes to the bar.....he comes back hours later feelin stupid for being so mean to his wife. The steps are fixed, the lights been switched and the door is fixed on the fridge.....Gee, Honey, how did u manage to do all that yourself? Well, I was sitting out front crying and this gentleman walks buy and asks what's wrong, so he said it'd be no problem. He fixed the steps, he fixed the fridge, and the light.....Gee, that's great, said the husband....and what did he do all that for you for? Well, all I had to do was either bake him a cake or go to bed with him......That's great, what kind of cake did you make him sweetheart? WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, BETTY CROCKER?