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To: Karin who wrote (2320)	7/23/1999 2:36:00 PM
From: maouse	Respond to of 2733

two nuns were working to redecorate a rectory. it was so hot and sticky that they decided that they would be better off naked. so they put drapes over the windows and worked in the relative comfort that nudity gives you. it wasn't too long before there was a knock on the door. the nuns were alarmed of course. the braver of the two went to the door and asked who it was. "blind man" was what came from the other side. not fearing that a blind man would see here naked she opened the door to recieve the poor gent. when the door opened for him he said, "nice chachas sister, where you want the blinds?"

To: Karin who wrote (2320)	8/2/1999 12:36:00 AM
From: Karin	Respond to of 2733

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy. "Paul," the new guy replied. The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?" The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is Paul Darling." "Okay, Paul, the next thing I want to tell you is..."