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To: HairBall who wrote (21007)7/24/1999 3:10:00 PM
From: James F. Hopkins  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 99985
 
Thanks LG; and for what it's worth I didn't bet the market Friday
until 15:57 I went short the QQQ @ 114-3/4 , I expect some down
side early Monday but I wont know if it will follow through
until I see the pre open bids on the Big boys, as it is I put
a cover right tight at 113 7/8 and will adjust it latter.
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About the TRIN
Message 10641432
Jim



To: HairBall who wrote (21007)7/26/1999 9:27:00 PM
From: James F. Hopkins  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 99985
 
LG ; <OT>> just got in the mail
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared
the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had
kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all
be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the
gallon."

In response to Mr. Gates' comments, General Motors issued the
following press release (by Mr. Welch himself, the GM CEO) "If GM
had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars
with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice daily.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have
to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver, such as a left turn, would
cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case
you would have to reinstall the engine.

4. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought
"Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable,
five times as fast and twice as easy to drive.

6. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be
replaced by one "general car default" warning light.

7. New seats would force everyone to have the same size bottom.

8. The airbag system would say ("Are you sure?" before going off).

9. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you
out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the
door handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio
antenna.

10. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of
Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they
neither need nor want them. Attempting to delete this option
would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50%
or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by
the Justice department.

11. Every time GM introduced a new model car, buyers would have to
learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls
would operate in the same manner as the old car.

12. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.
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Jim