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To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (1300)	7/25/1999 3:04:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait." Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (1300)	7/25/1999 3:05:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (1300)	7/25/1999 3:08:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (1300)	7/25/1999 3:11:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (1300)	7/25/1999 3:12:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

A mother was teaching her three-year-old The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, the child repeated it after the mother. Then one night the child was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride to the carefully enunciated words, right up to the end. "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail. Amen."

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (1300)	7/26/1999 9:04:00 AM
From: Katt-000	Respond to of 2380

Thank you for explaining history of it all. Never understood it's here today gone tomorrow history. Like the pet rock, where did that go? Don't have any Rick Springfield in stock. Try some Zeppelin or Who or how about Jimmy Hendrix!! Katt

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (1300)	7/27/1999 7:22:00 PM
From: Susie924	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

Freak!!!!!!! You won't believe what happened while I was in North Carolina! I was at a minor league baseball game and in between innings they play music and do all sorts of stuff! While I was sitting there having the mandatory hot dog and beer <G> all of a sudden what song comes on over the PA but................... 8 6 7 5 3 0 niiine! 8 6 7 5 3 0 niine Jenny, I've got your number!!!!!!!! I almost dropped my beer! Did you tell them that I was going to be there? LOL Susie aka Jenny