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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: jpmac who wrote (47361)7/26/1999 9:37:00 PM
From: Father Terrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day:
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1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

2. Do I look like a fucking people person?

4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes
on my cats.

12. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

14. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

16. Allow me to introduce my selves.

18. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

19. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

22. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

23. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave
the house?

26. It ain't the size, it's... no, it is the size.

27. A woman's favorite position is CEO.

28. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

33. Okay, okay, I take it back! Un-SREW you!

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

37. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

38. I plead contemporary insanity.

41. Meandering to a different drummer.