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To: Susie924 who wrote (1333)7/29/1999 12:25:00 PM
From: Barney  Respond to of 2380
 
Subject: Leroy- Not for children!

Here we go again!!!! The teacher decided to give Leroy a pop quiz on this week's spelling words. She asked him to spell the words and use them in a sentence. The three words are: hotel, stigma, and homosexual.

1. h-o-t-e-l The President asked Monica to keep
their affair secret, but Linda Tripp made the ho
tel.

2. s-t-i-g-m-a The President said to Monica, "I want you to
stig ma cigar in your you-know-where."

3. h-o-m-o-s-e-x-u-a-l The President asked Monica not to
wear panties because he thought it made the ho mo
sexual.

Leroy was suspended again.



To: Susie924 who wrote (1333)7/29/1999 12:26:00 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2380
 
USEFUL METRIC CONVERSIONS
1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
10 cards = 1 decacards
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decaden
10 monologs = 5 dialogues
2 monograms= 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 baby sitters = 1 gramma grampa