To: terri acey who wrote (22423 ) 7/29/1999 1:04:00 PM From: kaseyMIT Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 40688
Since it is such a slow day, thought you might enjoy a good laugh. Just got this in an e-mail. Kids can say the funniest things. This is all about marriage. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? >> >> "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by >> then." Camille, age 10 >> >> "No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married." >> Freddie, age 6 >> >> >> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? >> >> "Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." >> Eddie, age 6 >> >> "You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the >> same kids." Derrick, age 8 >> >> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? >> >> "Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8 >> >> >> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? >> >> "Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each >> other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." >> Lynnette, age 8 >> >> "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets >> them interested enough to go for a second date." >> Martin, age 10 >> >> >> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? >> >> "I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers >> and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." >> Craig, age 9 >> >> >> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? >> >> "When they're rich." Pam, age 7 >> >> "The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with >> that." >> Curt, age 7 >> >> "The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them >> and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do." >> Howard, age 9 >> >> >> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? >> >> "I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never >> going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out." >> Theodore, age 8 >> >> "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone >> to clean up after them." >> Anita, age 9 >> >> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? >> >> "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" >> Kelvin, age 8 >> >> >> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? >> >> "If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes, >> especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it." >> Lori, age 8 >> >> "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." >> Ricky, age 10 >> >> >> >>