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To: Wooly who wrote (10856)	7/29/1999 5:06:00 PM
From: scrooge	Respond to of 62552

Yo Mama's so big... When she hauls ass she has to make two trips. When she dances she makes the band skip. When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, the doctor gave her 13 years to live. She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts. Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. Her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side." The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo* Mama When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall. She could sell shade. When she crosses the street, cars look out for her. People jog around her for exercise. I ran around her twice and got lost. She gets runs in her jeans. When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for\ it! She has to put her belt on with a boomerang She can't even jump to a conclusion. She went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters