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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Michael M who wrote (48104)	7/31/1999 4:24:00 PM
From: Father Terrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 108807

This might be a clue... A young punker gets on the cross town bus. He's got spiked, multi-colored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just glares at him for the next ten miles. Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man: "What are you looking at, you old fart......didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?" Without missing a beat, the old man replies: "Yeah. As a matter of fact, I did. Back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore, and had sex with a parrot. Looking at you, I thought that maybe you were my son....."

To: Michael M who wrote (48104)	7/31/1999 6:30:00 PM
From: Father Terrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 108807

Pleasant websites for the whole family... www.ihateyou.com (A racist site where everyone hates everyone else.) www.givemeaids.com (Site where you can go for free sex with AIDs patients.) www.killthemall.org (Para-military site that advocates the extermination of Red China.) www.anarchist.com (Learn how to make bombs, gas grenades, mortars and explosive rockets.) www.fryem.com (List of innocent people executed in the electric chair since 1901.) www.voodoo.com (Free spells and incantations to use on friends, lovers and enemies.) www.freeme.com (Assisted suicide site.)

To: Michael M who wrote (48104)	7/31/1999 6:34:00 PM
From: Father Terrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 108807

Black & White A young white boy goes into the living room where his father is cleaning out the fire place. The boy puts his hands in a pile of ashes and rubs them on his face. He looks at his father and says, "Look daddy...I'm a black boy." His dad grabs him and gives the boy a good dozen whacks on the butt and says, "Boy, go show your momma!" The sobbing boy goes into the kitchen and says, "L-look momma, I'm a black boy..." His momma kicks him hard on the shins and says, "Boy, go show your grandpa." So the shaking, limping boy goes to see his grandpa and says, "Look Grampa, I'm a black boy." And grandpa whacks the boy upside his head and sends him back to his father. His father says, "well, did you learn something from all of this?" The boy nods his head and says," I sure did. I've only been a black boy for five minutes and I already hate you white people!"