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To: Jorj X Mckie who wrote (2949)7/31/1999 11:18:00 PM
From: Lost1  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 63513
 
The Perfect Day For Her:

08:15a Wake up to hugs and kisses..
08:30 Weigh in 51 lbs lighter than yesterday..
08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice
w/croissants..
09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil..
10:00 Light workout with handsome, funny personal trainer..
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out..
12:00p Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe..
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30 lbs..
13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit..
15:00 Nap..
16:00 Three dozen roses delivered, card is from secret
admirer..
16:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage..
17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before the mirror..
19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing..
22:00 Hot shower (alone)..
22:30 Make love..
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling..
23:30 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms..

The Perfect Day For Him:
------------------------
06:00a Alarm..
06:15 Blowjob..
06:30 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section..
07:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee..
07:30 Limo arrives..
07:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport..
08:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia..
09:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club..
09:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)..
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens..
12:15p Blowjob..
12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)..
14:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)..
15:15 Fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew..
16:30 Land world record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)..
17:00 Jet back and get massage and hand job enroute by Kathy
Ireland.
18:45 Shit, shower and shave..
19:00 Watch CNN: Clinton resigns, Hillary and Al Gore farm
animal video released..
19:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon '63, 20 oz New
York Strip Steak..
21:00 A 1789 Augier Cognac and Cuban Partagas Lusitanias
natural
wrapper cigar..
22:00 Sex with three women..
23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi..
23:45 Bed (alone)..
23:50 12 second, 4 octave fart, dog leaves the room..
23:55 Giggle yourself to sleep..