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To: Jeff who wrote (15)	8/2/1999 1:36:00 AM
From: Michael E. Baldino	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 48

An old woman is at a checkout counter and puts up 3 cans of cat food. The girl at the register says "Im sorry but we cannot sell that to you unless you prove you have a cat" the lady replied "why is that"? Well you see, said the girl, old people eat that stuff because its cheap....so the management wants to be sure. The old lady comes back with her cat and the girl sells her the food. The next day the old woman comes up to the register with some dog bones and the girl gives her the same story. About an hour later the woman comes in with her dog and the girl sells her the bones. The next day the old woman comes in and goes right to the counter with a shoe box with a hole in the top. The old woman says...stick your finger in there...the girl replies NO! It could be a snake and I do not want to be bitten.....the old woman says...no nothing will bite you..so the girl sticks her finger in the hole and pulls it out with a wad of crap on the end of it.. the old woman says.....now can I buy some toilet paper??