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To: Carolyn who wrote (3001)	8/2/1999 12:30:00 PM
From: faqsnlojiks	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 7442

Thanks Carolyn for that nice story. You win the pup Haiku prize: Dog Haiku's >> I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. >> I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be. >> Today I sniffed Many dog butts -- I celebrate By kissing your face. >> I sound the alarm! Paperboy -- come to kill us all! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! >> I sound the alarm! Mailman Fiend -- come to kill us all! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! >> I sound the alarm! Meter reader -- come to kill us all! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! >> I sound the alarm! Garbage man -- come to kill us all! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! >> I sound the alarm! Neighbor's cat -- come to kill us all! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! >> I lift my leg and Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -- Sniff this and weep. >> How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug. >> My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle. >> I hate my choke chain -- Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! >> Sleeping here, my chin On your foot -- no greater bliss -- well, Maybe catching cats. >> Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do. >> The cat is not all Bad -- she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls. >> Dig under fence - why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. >> I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. >> You may call them fleas, But they are far more - I call Them a vocation. >> My owners' mood is Romantic -- I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one. 909's, -Joe