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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: mark silvers who wrote (2737)	8/2/1999 2:39:00 PM
From: mark silvers	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 769670

Just to lighten the mood a little--- : WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? ---------------------------------------- A: Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. --------------------------------------------- Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. --------------------------------------------- The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. --------------------------------------------- Colonel Sanders: I missed one? --------------------------------------------- L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out. --------------------------------------------- Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens. --------------------------------------------- Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! --------------------------------------------- Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. --------------------------------------------- Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. --------------------------------------------- Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. --------------------------------------------- Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. --------------------------------------------- Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability. --------------------------------------------- Saddam Hussein This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. --------------------------------------------- Ronald Reagan: What chicken? --------------------------------------------- Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. --------------------------------------------- Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? --------------------------------------------- Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive here was. --------------------------------------------- Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. --------------------------------------------- Bill Gates: I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your cheque book -- and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system. --------------------------------------------- Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? --------------------------------------------- Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York. Mark