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To: Moosie who wrote (516)	8/3/1999 2:50:00 AM
From: Moosie	Respond to of 26417

Yikes, its getting cold in here so I'm going to type for a bit to warm up....questions questions questions.. Do you know what a smart ass is? It's someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is..... What do you get when you play a Country & Western song backwards? You get your job back, your wife back, your house ..... Why is the decision to getting married the most important decision a man will ever make? Because it is his last decision he'll ever make! Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right! Alright Already!! I'll go find something important to write about moosie edit: found one!! A man comes riding into town on his horse and pulls up to the local saloon Jumping off the horse, he walks to the horse's rear, lifts up the tail and plants a HUGE kiss in the middle of the horse's ass After smoothing the satisfied horse's tail back down, the man saunters toward the saloon doors, but is stopped by an old-timer who can'rt believe what he just saw Did I just see you kiss that horse's ass, asks the old-timer 'Yep, ya sure-a-nough did, I got chapped lips replied the stranger Does that cure'm asked the old man The stranger scratches his chin and replied 'No, but it sure keeps me from licking them hehehehooohoooHAHAHAheeheehmmmm.....

To: Moosie who wrote (516)	8/3/1999 3:13:00 AM
From: Moosie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 26417

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