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To: Edwarda who wrote (3207)8/4/1999 2:18:00 PM
From: Wigglesworth  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4023
 
That Expensive Roses Deprived Philanderer of Bedding in Childhood!!!


Clinton Says His Childhood Was No 'Bed Of Roses'

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - ''I didn't have a bed of roses as a kid,'' Clinton told reporters in his first comment on the suggestion by first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton that childhood abuse had prompted his philandering.


Indeed!!!
I had one bed of roses when I was a kid, plus a silverspoon in my mouth. The problem was that it was just impossible to suckle with a spoon sticking out of one's mouth and I always ended up hungry while remembering distinctly my baby-sitter's pair of breasts (each bigger than my cranium) smothering my face. She also frequently forgot to completely remove the thorns from my rose bed and my buttocks still wear lacerating scars to this day. As a result of this upbringing, I am terrified at the mere thought of breasts and buttocks, let alone the vision of fondling them and downloading my DNA while at work in my office cubicle.



To: Edwarda who wrote (3207)8/4/1999 10:56:00 PM
From: David Lawrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4023
 
I guess I should be glad that he isn't encouraging everyone to vote in his poles.