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To: The Philosopher who wrote (49082)8/4/1999 2:13:00 PM
From: Neocon  Respond to of 108807
 
Thank you for coming through, Christopher....I looked a few places, but could not find it...



To: The Philosopher who wrote (49082)8/4/1999 2:21:00 PM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
Thanks, Chris! I don't have it on CD and was relying on an increasingly feeble memory.



To: The Philosopher who wrote (49082)8/4/1999 7:52:00 PM
From: Father Terrence  Respond to of 108807
 
The Simple Joys of Maidenform

Where are the simple joys of maidenform?
Where are my poor boobs headed, south?
Where's the night's darkness that
Wraps me in its embrace, secure
Like a well-fitting bra?

Shan't I have normal breasts with maidenform?
Shall I never see them uplifted and perky?
Shall these two always let me down
And let their owner wear falsies?
Oh where are the simple joys of maidenform?

Will I not be on a pedestal,
Worshipped as a mannequin,
Not be photographed, or better still,
Appear in Playboy? No,
All because of the simple truths maidenform hides.

Are those sweet, gentle pleasures gone for good?
Shall no lover kiss my breast?
Shall kith not feel the thrill in their loins for me?
Oh where are the boys who dallied in my valley?
Such sensual, convivial joys,
Where are the simple joys of maidenform?

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