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To: Doug R who wrote (31472)	8/4/1999 4:22:00 PM
From: ivan solotaroff	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 79326

CNDR: DIALOGUE OF A SIGNAL Dramatis Personnae: Ivan Solotaroff, a degenerate cat fancier Herman F. Schmuckwad, stock broker Act I (IS dialing a phone at 3:55) HFS: Hello, Schmuckwad, Schmuckwad, and Filthscum, your account number please. IS: @#$%@#$, HFS: Your mother's maiden name? IS: (@#)*## HFS: And are there any other names on the account other than your own? IS: No. HFS: And how may I help you today, Mr.-r-r-r. Cutchacockoff? Did I get that last name right? IS: Buy 1000 CNDR at market, right away. HFS: Fine. Let me put you on hold for a second. Act II Bzzzz. Music: "I wanna fly like an eagle ... to the sea, fly like an Fine. Now, where we, Mr. Slobanoseoff? You wanted to sell your MSFT? IS: No, I wanted to buy 1000 shares of CNDR, at market. HFS: Fine. Let me enter this order, right away. I have to put you on hold for just one-one-one-one second ... Bzzzz. Music: "Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping into the fu-u-u-u-utu Act III HFS: Fine, Mr. Knockyersocksoff. Gee, I just can't seem to get my mouth around that highly unusual name of yours. Heh, heh. Can I read this order back to you. Let-t--t's see. 1000 shares of Condor Technologies, at market. IS: Yes! HFS: And does this contradict any previous orders for today? IS: No. HFS: And will you except partia ... Ooops. Looks like the market just closed. Maybe you wanna consider calling earlier in the day, Mr. Stooperoff? Say, is that a Lithuanian name. I have a cousin who married a ... CLICK!! HFS (looking at receiver): Some people ... The End