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To: Zbyte who wrote (1370)	8/5/1999 10:43:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

Subject: Golf Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony with both hands in his crotch. She runs to him apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can she ease his pain. "No thanks.... just give me a few minutes...I'll be fine...." he replies quietly with his hands still between his legs. Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently undoes the front of his pants and starts massaging his genitals. "Doesn't that feel better?" she asks. " Well....yes...that's pretty good," he admits. But my thumb still hurts like hell.

To: Zbyte who wrote (1370)	8/5/1999 10:49:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

College Football.... Well Duh... The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?" The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds... "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."