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To: Barney who wrote (1399)8/9/1999 11:54:00 AM
From: MoneyBaggs  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2380
 
The Perfect Day

The "Perfect Day" for Her:

8:15AM Wake up to hugs and kisses.

8:30AM Weigh in 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday

8:45AM Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed OJ & croissants.

9:15AM Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.

10:00AM Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal
trainer.

10:30AM Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.

12:00PM Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe.

12:45PM Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30
lbs.

1:00PM Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.

3:00PM Nap.

4:00PM 3 dozen roses delivered by florist from secret
admirer.

4:15PM Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage.

5:30PM Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before the
mirror.

7:30PM Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.

10:00PM Hot shower.

10:30PM Make love.

11:00PM Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.

11:15PM Fall asleep in his big strong arms.

The "Perfect Day" for Him:

6:00AM Alarm.

6:15AM Blowjob.

6:30AM Massive dump while reading sports section of
USA Today.

7:00AM Breakfast, filet mignon & eggs, toast & coffee.

7:30AM Limo arrives.

7:45AM Stoli Bloody Mary en route to airport.

8:15AM Private jet to Augusta, Georgia (coffee, SI
& WSJ)

9:30AM Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.

9:45AM Front nine at Augusta (2 under).

11:45AM Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3
Heinekens.

2:15PM Blowjob.

2:15PM Back nine at Augusta (4 under).

2:30PM Limo back to airport (Bombay martini, shaken,
2 olives).

3:15PM Private jet, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap).

4:30PM Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249
lbs.)

5:00PM Private jet back home (blowjob at 30,000 feet).

6:45PM Shit, shower and shave.

7:00PM Watch CNN, Clinton resigns, Hillary animal video
authenticated.

7:30PM Dinner, lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon > >
(1963), 20 oz. New York Steak.

9:00PM Remy Martin and Cuban Cohiba cigar.

9:30PM Sex with three women (at least 2 are bi).

11:00PM Massage and Jacuzzi.

11:45PM Bed (alone).

11:50PM 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves room.

11:55PM Sleep.


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