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To: Kid Rock who wrote (50307)8/9/1999 7:10:00 PM
From: Father Terrence  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 108807
 
Not Star Trek:TNG! Picard is a wimp! Only those that appreciate the MASTER of the universe, James Tiberius Kirk...



To: Kid Rock who wrote (50307)8/10/1999 12:03:00 AM
From: Father Terrence  Respond to of 108807
 
Top Twenty Reasons Why Captain Kirk is Better than Captain Picard

1. Kirk can beat up a Klingon bare-handed.

2. Kirk would date Beverly Crusher -- and damn the consequences!!

3. Kirk never drinks tea. Ever.

4. Diplomacy for Kirk is a phaser and a smirk.

5. Kirk never once stood up and had to straighten his shirt.

6. Kirk never asks his bartender for advice.

7. If something doesn't speak English -- it's toast.

8. If Kirk finds a strange spinning probe, he blows it up.

9. Picard hasn't fathered any children; Kirk? Probably millions.

10. Kirk has a cool phaser, not some pansy Braun mix-master.

11. Kirk once fought a Greek god. And won!

12. Kirk doesn't let the doctor tell him what to do.

13. Kirk can climb up a Jeffries Tube and fix anything.

14. Kirk never hired a engineer with punk glasses.

15. The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender -- until they met Kirk.

16. Kirks bridge is not beige.

17. Kirk can infiltrate gangsters, Nazis, and even the Pentagon -- easily.

18. When Kirk says "Boldly Go," he MEANS it.

19. Kirk would never let his Chief of Security wear a ponytail.

20. Three Words: Flying Leg Kick.